It's Time For Me To Say This, Addre

It's Time For Me To Say This, Addressing All You Guys.

[Except for    all    the    drag    queens,    who    deserve a   nobel prize)
But the straight guys, they don't realize, what we go through everyday, and it's alot.
Now it's time for all    us       females to remind you just in case you all forgot,
The seven things guys don't have to do!
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt flow, Wear skirts, Wax armpits,   Hey    it    hurts!
Wear pantyhoes, and paint your toes, too.         High heels,        Pluck brows,            Skip meals,              Count pounds,
(Some girls       have            to                  carry       heavy         mounds)
We're way               past     seven now but     I'll     keep going     anyhow.
Uncomfy thongs,    Tight bras,    Tampons,                        Blow our money on beauty salons,    Flat iron burns.
&&health concerns From hair dye fumes.    And the reason why We do these crazy things
That we do,              Is we do it for you.

made by LucyChanDesu
on October 31, 2009 19:09:23

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<div style="text-align: center;">It's Time For Me To Say This, Addressing All You Guys.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[Except   for    all    the    drag    queens,    who    deserve   a   nobel  prize) 
But  the  straight  guys,  they  don't  realize,  what  we  go  through  everyday,  and  it's  alot. 
Now it's time for all                    us                 females to remind you just in case you all forgot, 
The seven things guys don't have to do! 
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt flow, Wear skirts, Wax armpits,   Hey    it    hurts! 
Wear pantyhoes, and paint your toes, too.         High heels,              Pluck brows,              Skip meals,              Count pounds, 
(Some                 girls                 have                to                  carry                     heavy               mounds) 
We're way               past     seven     now     but     I'll     keep     going     anyhow. 
Uncomfy thongs,                Tight bras,             Tampons,                        Blow our money on beauty salons,    Flat iron burns. 
&&health concerns From hair dye fumes.    And the reason why We do these crazy things 
That we do,              Is we do it for you.</div>

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moveonhunx3 November 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
VENETIAN PRINCESS! haha i reconized the seconddd i saw this(:

lovelovelove.

pheobe123 November 1, 2009, 6:35 pm
i love love love this its all so true haha and i like how you edited it :]

Jsirois14 November 1, 2009, 5:44 pm
i oveee that video!

yooitscharliie November 1, 2009, 5:10 pm
uhh i'm pretty sure girls don't shave, give birth, wear pantyhose, skip meals, wear tampons or put on bras just for guys.

DanceLovaah November 1, 2009, 3:25 pm
i absolutely love venetiaann princess!!!

doubletroubllllle015 November 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
venetian princess = my heroo ��

hiimhi November 1, 2009, 11:15 am
I do too!

xojamiebaby59 November 1, 2009, 11:10 am
omg i love that video! haha

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