I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL; We got o

I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;

We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.

face it,
girls rule, boys drool. ♥

made by Kayland
on November 01, 2009 04:06:31

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We got off the Titanic first. 
Taxis stop for us. 
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance. 
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves. 
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end. 
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness. 
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there. 
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear." 
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked. 
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems. 
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there, 
'Cause they're not listening anyways. 
 
face it, 
girls rule, boys drool. ♥</div>
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Kayland November 10, 2009, 1:56 am
328 favourites?!
Wow, thanks guys. ;DD

carrrlyx November 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Hey!
I love the quote! Listen, I'm really sorry..but i'm sort of new and i really want the code to make the background black. would it be too much to ask for the code? i 100% get it if it is. Thanks:)
Caarrlyy

meggieb131 November 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
best quote eva!!!! love it totally hilarious and perfectly correcT!
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hwood101 November 2, 2009, 9:15 pm
AAAHHHH!!! best quote on witty!! great job love it!!

Amillionmilestoofar November 2, 2009, 1:27 pm
girls might rule, but periods do not, my friend.

hellobeautiful__x November 2, 2009, 1:13 am
bahahaha this rocks ninja socks :D

yooitscharliie November 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
girls rule boys drool... that's kind of immature, don't you think?

kewliokiwi November 1, 2009, 9:01 pm
but boys don't have to worry about their hair :[

DoveYou November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Haha, nice! But how did you get that font?

surf4life November 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
yeah. guys lives suck.

pheobe123 November 1, 2009, 7:59 pm
haha this is so cute and so true i really like how you edited it too :]

vosschicks26 November 1, 2009, 7:08 pm
hahh, you're my idol(:

XoSoFtBaLlStAr_4 November 1, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol true,, truee

XoSoFtBaLlStAr_4 November 1, 2009, 6:32 pm
lol true,, truee

mostepo32 November 1, 2009, 5:02 pm
soo cute, and completely ture! nice job (:

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