Wife: 'What are you doing? Husband

Wife: 'What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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OHHHH BUUUURN! :DD

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