I am 54% emo, 15%slut/whore, 57%

I am
54% emo,
15%slut/whore,
57% jock,
3%nerd,
18% prep.





Part One: 
EMO 
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[x] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[x] Like the color black 
[x] disslike most girly girls 
[] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[x] hate popular music 
[x] keep hair in front of your face 
[x] have given people evil stares 
[x] Hate (a)your parent(s) 
[x] Life sucks for you 
[x] have been called emo 
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[x] Complain a lot 
[x] owned a studded belt or want one 
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total:18 

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 

[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[ x] have been called a slut 
[ ] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[ ] have been called a tease 
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[x] own 5 tube tops 
[x] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 5 

Part Three: 
JOCK 

[x] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[x] Love sports 
[ x] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ x] Don't wear makeup 
[ x] Have / had played lacrosse 
[x] Play more than 2 sports 
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[x ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ x] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[x ] Been called a jock 
[x ] Have set a record 
[x ] Are friends with your coach 
[x] Love watching sports 
[ x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total:19 

Part Four: 
NERD 

[ ] wear your pants at your waist 
[x ] have/had braces/or getting 
[ ] in advanced classes 

[ ] On Math team 
[ ] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[ ] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[ ] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[] read a book a month 
[ ] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 1 

Part Five: 
PREP 

[ ] you own mostly hollister 
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[ x] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded 
[ ] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[ x] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x ] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[ ] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 6 


If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
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twistergirl625 November 8, 2009, 9:49 pm
lol
XoSoccerChicaXox3 November 6, 2009, 11:06 pm
but its so stereo typical!

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