Girl's Poem: I shave my legs, I si

 Girl's Poem:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
 it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
 remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick. 















***No credit, so dont like, flip out(:
made by twilightnsoccer
on November 07, 2009 15:34:47
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kooliokelz5 November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
omg love this quote! would it be ok if i did an edit?
twilightnsoccer November 7, 2009, 3:55 pm
Jesus. Did I not say "Dont flip out."? I thought it was cuute, I wanted everyonewho wasnt like, signed up then to see it, be nice please.
lovelyXcrush09 November 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
she said no credit so before you go say stuff like that ...GO READ THAT REST OF IT!!!!!
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