Edward Cullen is not a vampire. he lives in the woods, he doesn't

Oh seriously.
Love the bitter older woman.
And the fact that maybe you guys are complaining about everything?
Our generation sucks. But we can enjoy a book series without bringing in religion and bitter old women into it, since they both have nothing to do with the series.
It isn't serious enough to where we'll spread our legs for some idiot.
Maybe Sillyfilmie has been on her knees too much?

Daemoc I love how you bring Christians into this. Obviously you dont know alot about them cause if you did you would know thats not what their about. Id advise you not to bring the Lord into your silly little twilight debate. It only looks like your running out of arguments.

@Daemocs
First of all, she wasn't letting a website speak for her. She had a point, and she provided a website to further prove her point…. You’re a miserable unintelligent girl. Just because she’s trying to help misguided people to the truth doesn’t mean she’s any less a person than you. In fact, she’s probably a MUCH better person than you are. Your “logic” couldn’t even be CALLED logic because it makes no sense…. I bet you’re an idiot/ ….no wait, that’s it. Just an idiot. Oh, and by the way, learn how to spell. “Your” and “You’re” are two different words…. “They’re” and “Their” are also two different words. It’d be nice if you learned how to use them correctly.

I love this! I cracked up when I read this.

@Daemocs
Ironic that you retort to her generalizations about Twilight fans, and yet you similarly generalize about Republicans and Christians. It's so interesting how this world works, isn't it? :)

@Sillyfilmie Wow, It's amazing you let that website speak for you. Your a miserable old lady. Just because people enjoy twilight doesn't mean their all whores that drop to their knees and suck the dudes . I hate the twilight movies personally but I enjoyed reading the books. Which means what I'm a for it? Great logic. I bet your a Republican/Christian.

Yay! Finally someone with common sense on this God forsaken planet!

to sillyfilmie...
i would rather be someone who actually ENJOYS things then be a bitter old woman like yourself...
im not a huge fan of the movies but that doesnt give ANYONE the right to slag off people who do. lighten up a little its a free world and if people do what makes them happy then good for them. people like you are downers and seriously..... YOUR .

if you want a real vampire movie lost boys is always a good one in my opinion

edward is nothing but a fake if u wanna see a real vampire watch a show called HELLSING

But cheers, lyssa. Very funny. At least you have a sense of humor about it and can laugh. I have no problem with people who like Twilight, but also have common sense. :)

Oh, you silly like prepubescent, empty-headed teenagers. When you're my age, you're going to look back and feel embarrassed you were so loyal to something so retarded. And just in case you don't believe me, here's an intelligent article proving my point. http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Your precious Edward is not only entirely fictional (you know, because of the whole vampire thing) but even if he weren't a vampire, he'd still be fictional. The author tapped into your vulnerability of being young girls who want nothing more than acceptance and the dream of Prince Charming to come true. Wake up girls. Rather, grow up. NO ONE like Edward exists. Not even close. When you get to my age, you'll realize 99% of guys (whom many of you will stupidly open your legs for just because they tell you they love you) want nothing more than what's in your pants and could really give less than a flying about who you are.

hey twihards? how about you all realise twilight sucks, find some sense and go read Harry Potter. kay?

hey guys, guess what.. he is neither a vampire nor a fairy because HE IS NOT REAL
so calm down

uhm, okay guys, this was just for fun. i HAVE read allll the books & i've watched Twilight, New Moon, & recently, Eclipse. i love the Twilight saga; & have nothing against Edward. i thought this was funny. SUE ME. or get a sense of humor, kay? & if you don't like it, don't comment & gtfo off my profile :)

@tylerstarr12 I MEAN REALLY! LEAVE EDWARD ALONE!! PLEASEE!!! HE'S A VAMPIRE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

shes only joking geez you guys have no reason to get upset! btw this quote was funny :)

he drinks blood, hes amazingly strong, immortal, and indestructable.... just because rob isnt as hot as taylor doesnt mean we can all now start hating on edward!!! have you read the books?!?!

"instead of being an awesomely cool vampire and exploding in the sun he instead ruins the moment by sparkling like a disney fairy." - urban dictionary(:

hahaaaa<3

haha