Inspirational Quote #322484
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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

STOP RACISIM!!
Rate high if you agree^

238 Comments

xLiveLaughLove 1 decade ago
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WOW, that is soo freakin clever! :D
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ivelz17 1 decade ago
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I feel offended...lol o.O
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raachelx259 1 decade ago
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good quote, but just saying here, if i were to go up to a black person and call them a "blacky" it would be considered but its okay if they go up to a white person and call them a "whitey" because apparently that's not , which it is
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nicksgirl2016 1 decade ago
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best ever!!!!!!!!!
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xorose033 1 decade ago
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the person that made this should repost it so it can be back at the top
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laxbeach98 1 decade ago
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DAMN THATS GOOD
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xorose033 1 decade ago
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guys, really? just because this quote is making white people look racists doesn't mean that they are. if someone really said this, it was probably back from 1940-1970's, so just don't say its in its last glory week
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pdnu_1 1 decade ago
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this quote is almost gone:(
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souLhunter 1 decade ago
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marks13 1 decade ago
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i love this quote and don't believe in but ur almost making sound like whites are the bad ones.no offense
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xXxRandomxXx 1 decade ago
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oh my god people just SHUT THE HELL UP. i made the quote a whole year ago! look, this is just an example. i'm not saying that whites are always the bad guys. besides, it's just a fricken quote people. you don't need to have a fricken debate over a website. jeeze. >: (
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xxsk8ergirl4ever 1 decade ago
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I so agree, and FWI people.its a quote, on witty tht people make for fun mmk? so...no big deal wah,!
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carlislecullensdreamdaughter 1 decade ago
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umm i faved but ya know wut they have rights and everyone does and u r going to get made fun of and when stuff happens to whites cuz blacks r being none cares but everyone gets mad if its the other way around ........ i am 100% for everyone being treated equal though
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fr00tL00ps98 1 decade ago
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oh this is sooo true!
people are so mean to black people! ughhhh ):
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_m_a_p_ 1 decade ago
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that is soo true,. i agree 100%
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csp_xoxo 1 decade ago
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soo true; i do believe that this should be the top qoute other than the "picture" dats not really even a qoute. Well i do really like this qoute people should open there eyes & stop
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Funinthesunxx 1 decade ago
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u rele should be the #1 quote
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xoGAMERCHICKx3 1 decade ago
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Honestly... The Civil Rights movement is over.
Every race gets attacked verbally by other races.
Deal with it. It's just what happens.
Same goes for religions, sexual identities, gender, age, even height. Fact of the matter is, people are gonna discriminate you. Unfortunately, that's just life these days.
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XxLeahxLygophiliaxX 1 decade ago
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I just noticed that this was one of the "rate high if..." quotes that people have been posting about...I'm not saying it's bad, It just occured to me just now.
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sportschickx30 1 decade ago
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loveee itttt=]
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posted October 30, 2008 at 11:46am UTC tagged with inspirational

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