Some Stupid Celeb Quotes "

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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<div style="text-align: left">Some Stupid Celeb Quotes 
 
 
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." 
-Brooke Sheilds 
 
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." 
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate) 
 
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height." 
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach 
 
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." 
- Britney Spears  
 
"I think war is a dangerous place." 
- George W. Bush 
 
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 
- Greg Norman, Golfer 
 
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." 
-Mariah Carey 
 
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" 
-Arnold Schwarzenegger 
 
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." 
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager 
 
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." 
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer 
 
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa" 
— Britney Spears 
 
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." 
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer 
 
"If only faces could talk..." 
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl  
 
 If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight." 
-George Gobel 
 
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." 
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President 
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No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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lindengal123 November 3, 2009, 10:06 am
OMGGGGG LMFAO! THT IS SOO FUNNNY!

xojuliiaax3 November 2, 2009, 8:41 pm
LMAOOO

avaroxXOXO October 27, 2009, 8:58 pm
laughing my f**king ass off!!

TaStEtheRaInBoW October 21, 2009, 9:51 am
I LOVE THESE :) hahaha

xxreilerooxx October 16, 2009, 10:28 pm
this was on MTv lol!!

mrsjustinbieber October 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
tht was funny nd all but u can tell tht those celeberties r just trying 2 sound stupid (espically britney spears)

poofpoof891 October 1, 2009, 10:04 pm
hillarious!!! and that mariah carey one was so mean!

livealot21 August 24, 2009, 7:38 pm
wow that quote from maraih carey was so inappropate

archuleta96 August 16, 2009, 8:50 pm
wooooow these ppl r really special xD LMAO

softball42796 August 13, 2009, 12:32 pm
rosiiex17- yes they are actual quotes from famous dumbasses lol ; )

execute_the_angels August 9, 2009, 3:11 am
HAHAHAHAHA,SOOOO FUNNY!!(;

rosiiex17 August 8, 2009, 8:52 pm
are they a joke ?
or were these people serious ?

RenesmeeCullen08 August 5, 2009, 6:36 pm
you said not to favorite but look how ppl thought it was funny to!

LKRMILEYROCKS July 31, 2009, 4:35 pm
omg hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

juiicyxxbabyyyx3 July 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
lmfao.
the Greg Norman one was the funniest

Sundance_Kidz July 23, 2009, 6:08 pm
LMFAO

oXforever_lovedXo July 23, 2009, 12:42 pm
omg ahhaha! how stupid can someone be?!

peaceluvandme July 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
OMFG i wuz CRYIN when i saw this!!! lol. and note that britney spears was on ther more than once!!

pandacutie July 4, 2009, 3:15 pm
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Really? I didn't realize that!

hahahahahahaahahah!!! =]

Titan4Life June 26, 2009, 4:48 pm
lol hilarious "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears

leepat1997 May 30, 2009, 11:13 am
HAHAHA I LOVE IT!!

Fanpire1901 May 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Britney Spears seems to be on their a lot... Guess all that alcohol got to her head...

OneLitreOfTears May 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
Poor Britney. They didn't teach her geography in school.

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