Girl's Poem: I shave my legs, I

 Girl's Poem:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
 it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
 remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick. 

*hahahahaha omg :D :D :D :D 
nooo jocking !!!! credit too MEEEEE !!!
made by xoBROKENhearted
on March 23, 2009 17:54:24
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That70sGirl2000 October 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
love it soo much!! :)
gabbygal12 October 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
love it!

whenLoVetakesovaX3 August 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
loove itt !
DanceeXoLoveeX3 August 4, 2009, 11:47 am
i loveeeeeee this it is amazzzzzing (:
leepat1997 July 31, 2009, 9:46 pm
i heart this.... you made poems worth reading...i nver really like them but now i hearty them... u r soo talented ....keep writing poemss..byeee
jezzersx July 29, 2009, 12:41 am
this should be in the guiness book of world records for greatest poem in the world :D
alliebabayxo July 25, 2009, 12:15 pm
this is just spectaccculaaarr.
musicislife2167 July 22, 2009, 4:32 pm
amazinggg !
ilovethis (:
XxXxAnAxXxX July 20, 2009, 8:56 pm
ur so talented il this!!!!!!
ecbxo July 15, 2009, 10:22 am
dont get your panties in a bunch people.
she knows it's not hers.
dreamgirl13 July 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
ohhhemmgee!!! amazinggg... ur a talented personn :)
alektraxx028 July 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
youu did good and i believe you made it people are just jealous of you
babygirl101 June 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
love his. s true on everything x3
xballerrrx12x June 4, 2009, 8:05 pm
this is amazinggg !
iloveit !
conquest820 May 31, 2009, 11:41 am
HAHAHA! THIS IS HILARS!
xoxhayleylxox May 30, 2009, 9:54 am
seriously hahah but i like it :]]
xoBROKENhearted May 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
557 favs? you guys are ridic XD
CREDIT4EDIT. nothing else.
OneLitreOfTears May 26, 2009, 12:10 pm
" Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. "
=]]]] soo true XD
xxkalie1996 May 22, 2009, 10:21 am
omG!!! i loveee thiss. my fav =)
xbl0ndiiex May 12, 2009, 5:39 pm
guys she didnt mean she wrote it
she means shes the first to put it on witty
chill out
SpAzGrL78 May 11, 2009, 8:56 pm
heeheehee! thats soo funny. love the quotee
Cheerx4life2007 May 3, 2009, 11:15 am
this isnt yours its from xanaga, then you have the guts to tell some they're jokcing it from YOU. i understand they are jocking it but, not from you sweety, from someone on xanga, you know, the same person YOU JOCKED IT FROM,
Cheerx4life2007 May 3, 2009, 11:15 am
this isnt yours its from xanaga, then you have the guts to tell some they're jokcing it from YOU. i understand they are jocking it but, not from you sweety, from someone on xanga, you know, the same person YOU JOCKED IT FROM,
Cheerx4life2007 May 3, 2009, 11:15 am
this isnt yours its from xanaga, then you have the guts to tell some they're jokcing it from YOU. i understand they are jocking it but, not from you sweety, from someone on xanga, you know, the same person YOU JOCKED IT FROM,
Cheerx4life2007 May 3, 2009, 11:15 am
this isnt yours its from xanaga, then you have the guts to tell some they're jokcing it from YOU. i understand they are jocking it but, not from you sweety, from someone on xanga, you know, the same person YOU JOCKED IT FROM,
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