Guys, we don't shave our legs ever

Guys,
we don't shave our legs every
day.
Get over it. Sometimes,
we just want to talk to our
friends. No, we don't always
want to
make out. Excuse us
if our boobs arent as big as
that girl on TV's. Hello, our
face is up here? Our bikini is
as far as you're gunna get,
pal. So don't try a n y harder.
NO, we're not going to hang
out with you all the time and
YES, we still love you. Our
best friends come first. Call
us your "b
itch", or your "hoe",
we will publically embarass you,
at the least. We have our own
problems to deal with. Their
our OWN for a r
eason. We're
going to get moody, and we're
going to get needy. Deal with
it. If you're not Ken, don't
e x p e c t   u s   t o   b e

Barbie.
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laughx0utloudx9 October 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
omgg haha sooo truee (:
the_boy_next_door October 3, 2009, 8:49 pm
a*
the_boy_next_door October 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
Cool quote and no offense, but I don't want my girl to look like a barbie. Why would I? It would mean she is trying to hard and I'm not into that. And I for one would never call my girl and "bitch". But really girls, no guy wants you to be barbie. I promise.
connieapple1211 July 11, 2009, 11:48 pm
hate it. it sounds like a pissed off girl friend the day before her period. its like, chill the fuck out
Smiley963 July 3, 2009, 11:07 pm
best quote ever
MuSic_iiS_LiiFe June 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
this is my favorite quote on witty
great job!
i love that last line
filledemodexx3 June 1, 2009, 12:06 pm
j'adore this!
capecodgirl444 May 29, 2009, 6:10 pm
i love the ending !!!!! "if ur not ken,dont expect us to be barbie" :) :)
OneLitreOfTears May 28, 2009, 1:01 pm
" Hello, our
face is up here? "
lmao =))
yooitscharliie May 24, 2009, 12:33 pm
i like this, but what kind of person doesnt want to make out all the time lol
minnime2 May 21, 2009, 3:26 pm
Love it!
ChatterBoxx03253 May 17, 2009, 10:12 pm
lol if a guy called me his bitch or his hoe i would turn around and say "excuse me but if anything, ur MY bitch you hoe. plz get the fuck away from me and i really dont want to see your face again your freaking faggot." and ask my firend Eswingle711 i would do that. no lie
xxcrazii4uxx15 May 9, 2009, 11:53 pm
love this
__cityofangels May 9, 2009, 3:44 pm
*Snaps in Z formation*
YOU GO GIRL (:
mmeerreeddiitthh May 9, 2009, 12:45 pm
this is my fucking favoritest quote ever! hah GOOD JOB! :)
hey_its_sierra May 7, 2009, 3:56 pm
omggg i love this... if you made it up you are freakign einstein
luuuuuciaaaaa_x3 May 7, 2009, 3:56 pm
lahv it
ilypinkandelle May 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
iltsfm
xxloveyouxx May 3, 2009, 3:38 pm
omg love thiss (= its so good! (:
Lissa16 May 3, 2009, 2:09 pm
wow.. this is ahh-mazinnggggg
DanceeXoLoveeX3 May 3, 2009, 2:08 pm
way to go. thats everything i wish i could tell the guys at my school. i love this quote. it really does speak the minds of girls everywhere. way to go!
swimjen May 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
you go girl!
funnycute25 May 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
love thiss
soccerchickxoxo May 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
omg i love it and that last line is the best
WittyStuffB May 3, 2009, 12:30 pm
The last line is amazinggggg.

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