Guys, we don't shave our legs ever

Guys,
we don't shave our legs every
day. Get over it. Sometimes,
we just want to talk to our
friends. No, we don't always
want to make out. Excuse us
if our boobs arent as big as
that girl on TV's. Hello, our
face is up here? Our bikini is
as far as you're gunna get,
pal. So don't try a n y harder.
NO, we're not going to hang
out with you all the time and
YES, we still love you. Our
best friends come first. Call
us your "bitch", or your "hoe",
we will publically embarass you,
at the least. We have our own
problems to deal with. Their
our OWN for a reason. We're
going to get moody, and we're
going to get needy. Deal with
it. If you're not Ken, don't
e x p e c t u s t o b e
Barbie.

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on May 02, 2009 15:41:39

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<div style="text-align: center">Guys, 
we don't shave our legs every 
day. Get over it. Sometimes, 
we just want to talk to our 
friends. No, we don't always 
want to make out. Excuse us 
if our boobs arent as big as 
that girl on TV's. Hello, our 
face is up here? Our bikini is 
as far as you're gunna get, 
pal. So don't try a n y harder. 
NO, we're not going to hang 
out with you all the time and 
YES, we still love you. Our 
best friends come first. Call 
us your "bitch", or your "hoe", 
we will publically embarass you, 
at the least. We have our own 
problems to deal with. Their 
our OWN for a reason. We're 
going to get moody, and we're 
going to get needy. Deal with 
it. If you're not Ken, don't 
e x p e c t   u s   t o   b e 
Barbie.</div>

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laughx0utloudx9 October 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
omgg haha sooo truee (:

the_boy_next_door October 3, 2009, 8:49 pm
a*

the_boy_next_door October 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
Cool quote and no offense, but I don't want my girl to look like a barbie. Why would I? It would mean she is trying to hard and I'm not into that. And I for one would never call my girl and "bitch". But really girls, no guy wants you to be barbie. I promise.

connieapple1211 July 11, 2009, 11:48 pm
hate it. it sounds like a pissed off girl friend the day before her period. its like, chill the fuck out

Smiley963 July 3, 2009, 11:07 pm
best quote ever

MuSic_iiS_LiiFe June 1, 2009, 3:44 pm
this is my favorite quote on witty
great job!
i love that last line

filledemodexx3 June 1, 2009, 12:06 pm
j'adore this!

capecodgirl444 May 29, 2009, 6:10 pm
i love the ending !!!!! "if ur not ken,dont expect us to be barbie" :) :)

OneLitreOfTears May 28, 2009, 1:01 pm
" Hello, our
face is up here? "
lmao =))

yooitscharliie May 24, 2009, 12:33 pm
i like this, but what kind of person doesnt want to make out all the time lol

minnime2 May 21, 2009, 3:26 pm
Love it!

ChatterBoxx03253 May 17, 2009, 10:12 pm
lol if a guy called me his bitch or his hoe i would turn around and say "excuse me but if anything, ur MY bitch you hoe. plz get the fuck away from me and i really dont want to see your face again your freaking faggot." and ask my firend Eswingle711 i would do that. no lie

xxcrazii4uxx15 May 9, 2009, 11:53 pm
love this

__cityofangels May 9, 2009, 3:44 pm
*Snaps in Z formation*
YOU GO GIRL (:

mmeerreeddiitthh May 9, 2009, 12:45 pm
this is my fucking favoritest quote ever! hah GOOD JOB! :)

hey_its_sierra May 7, 2009, 3:56 pm
omggg i love this... if you made it up you are freakign einstein

luuuuuciaaaaa_x3 May 7, 2009, 3:56 pm
lahv it

ilypinkandelle May 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
iltsfm

xxloveyouxx May 3, 2009, 3:38 pm
omg love thiss (= its so good! (:

Lissa16 May 3, 2009, 2:09 pm
wow.. this is ahh-mazinnggggg

DanceeXoLoveeX3 May 3, 2009, 2:08 pm
way to go. thats everything i wish i could tell the guys at my school. i love this quote. it really does speak the minds of girls everywhere. way to go!