You
know you're from Michigan when....
You
show people where you're from using the back of your
[left hand]
You know how to pronounce 'Mackinac'
You know that The Big
Mac is something you drive across
You don't pick up h i t c h h i k e r s
Race weekend is
the most exciting thing that happens all year
You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre
At least one person in your family
disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football
game
You can identify an Ohio accent
"Down south" means Toledo
We drink pop, not soda
You get frostbite and sunburn in the same week
When you order ginger ale, you expect [Vernor's]
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't
far from Hell- just under 100 miles
Traveling coast to
coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon
Snow tires come s t a n d a r d on all our cars
You can tell when it rained because you can
smell the worms
The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk
across it and not break it or leave any
marks
You can experience four seasons in
one day
Your idea of a traffic
jam is waiting for 40 cars to pass an orange
barrel
You measure distance in minutes
Yes, you do end your sentences with
prepositions
You carry jumper cables and snow
chains in your
trunk