Girl's Poem: I shave my legs, I si

Girl's Poem:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick.

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xoBROKENhearted

made by summer09
on July 01, 2009 20:52:07

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Girl's Poem: 
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. 
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. 
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about 
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can 
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a 
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with 
 it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to 
 remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm 
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your 
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, 
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying 
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it? 
*You dick.  
 
credit to:: 
xoBROKENhearted