Your stereotypes are s t u p i d .

Your stereotypes are  s t u p i d .
I'M S K I N N Y , so I M U S T  be  b u l  i m i c  /  a n o r e x i c.
I ' m   E M O ,  s o  I   M U S T   c u t  m y  w r i  s t s. 
I ' m   B L O N D E ,   s o   I  M U S  T   be   a   s t u p i d   d i t z
I'm  N O T   L I K E  EVERYONE  ELSE, so I MUST be a l o s e r.
I ' m  G A Y ,  s o   I   M U S T   h a v e   A I D S . 
I'm a L E S B I A N , so I  M U S T  h a t e  m e n .
I  S P E A K  M Y  M I N D, so I MUST be a b i t c h
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm   an  A T H E I S T ,  so  I   MUST   h a t e   t h e   w o r l d .
I  DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,  so I  MUST not have any morals.
I'm S O U T H E R N , so  I  MUST be white  trash.
I take  A N T I - D E P R E S S A N T S ,  so I M U S T be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only w a n t  t o  g e t  i n t o your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER,  so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up,  whore
I'm Y O U N G , so I MUST be n a i v e .
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a  c o n c e i t e d s n o b.
I  W E A R  B L A C K , so I  M U S T be a  g o t h   o r   e m o .
I'm  N O T   A   V I R G I N , so I MUST be e a s y.
I'm a T E E N A G E  M O M , so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a  virgin.
 I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I must be looking for attention.
 I'm have a bunch of  guy  friends,  so I MUST be doing them all.
 I  W E A R   W H A T   I  W A N T , so I M U S T be a  p o s e r .
 Im a STONER so i must be going in the w r o n g  d i r e c t i o n
I'm a V I R G I N so I MUST be p r u d e
I ' m   B I    s o   I   M U S T  g e t   a r o u n d  t h e   b l o c k .
 I'm a GIRL who actually E A T S   L U N C H , so i MUST be f a t.
I'm  S I N G L E  so I MUST  be  u g l y .
 I'm I  have  good  grades  so  I  MUST have no life
I ' m  C H R I S T I A N  s o  I  M U S T  h a t e   homosexuals.
I'm BLACK so I MUST be g h e t  t o  and listen to only rap.
Now do you realize how stupid you sound?
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brown_eyed_girl19 November 8, 2009, 2:52 pm
someone jocked this. its an awesome quote. so true!
justin_bieber_xo August 16, 2009, 11:14 pm
God, ik!!! ppl always put labels on people!!! Ah-mazing jobbb!!!
adorkable August 15, 2009, 8:31 pm
Amazing work. :3
sksx9 August 14, 2009, 5:14 pm
Aren't you the one who always says we need to get rid of young kids on the site? lmaoo. ;p
realllyyy good quote though! :D
sugarbabyyyx3 August 13, 2009, 10:03 pm
i love this quote
toxwritexlove August 6, 2009, 12:39 pm
someone jocked thiis.,
dancecheerxoxo August 5, 2009, 9:34 pm
im guilty 4 the blonde 1...haha but i kno tht its not true but i tell blonde jokes haha. well im part blonde i wuz blinde wen i wuz little and hav ALOT of both natural and artificial hilights but i LOVE this quote
thisisherstory August 4, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOVE.
yooitscharliie August 3, 2009, 9:04 pm
as non judgmental as i am, meh i'm still guilty for a few. the southern and being religious ones especially.

to jessayyy... not all stoners are slackers. i have plenty of friends who smoke weed with low potency to help inspire them or help them focus. weed doesn't make you a lifeless zombie like people think.
xxbrittanyy August 1, 2009, 9:42 am
hello, i was just browsing around witty & i found this girl socceraudrey, she jocked this quote, & i just thought you should know bcuz you did alot of work on this, & it's the greastest quote i have ever seen on her so i think you should say something to her.
babycakesx911 July 29, 2009, 1:45 pm
so true.
oh, look, i wear black, im SO scene.
jessayyy July 27, 2009, 11:41 pm
i totally agree :)
but the stoner part is true.
they need a life -.-
hopelessx3romantic July 27, 2009, 11:22 pm
this is too true.
im stereotyped as the emo-bitchy-athiest-wristcutting-nerd when im none of thoose ... i cut myself once... i speak my mind.. dont hve a religion and get good grades... its just stupid ):
atleast some people understand.
theonlyoneilove July 26, 2009, 3:13 pm
guitly for some of them but i totally agree...now i feel bad about myself when i judge people sometimes :/ thanks for helping me out :] great job btw
xonadiaxo July 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
300TH favee!
XsoXcrazzzzyX July 25, 2009, 11:40 am
i love this quote
xoitZzJennax3 July 24, 2009, 9:12 pm
thanx 4 teLLin me that iLL unfavrite theres
nikkimarieexoxo July 23, 2009, 11:20 am
agreed! Fuck stereotypes
CaRaZy_4_ChEeRiNG July 23, 2009, 9:03 am
well put :)
great job
rockstar3005x July 23, 2009, 8:33 am
wow this is a really good quote!
xJUiCY_FRUiTx04 July 23, 2009, 1:50 am
oh my gosh we get it, atheism and having no religion are entirely different. CHiLL THE HECK OUT PEOPLE! (:
x0mmhx0 July 22, 2009, 9:00 pm
this is really good, and i get your point (:
hearts_on_lockdown July 22, 2009, 8:52 pm
amazing quote.(: good alignmentt,:D
__cityofangels July 22, 2009, 1:44 am
FOR THE RECORD: Atheism and having no religion are entirely different. Atheists believe that there is no deity or creator god, which is a religion. Having no religion just means an indecision. I was at that crossroad once in my life and people asked me if I was atheist. I was not, I just wasn't sure where my faith is, which I have discovered now it is with Buddhism.

I totally disagree with the 'I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.' stereotype, of course. Me, being a born southerner, disagree. For the record, there are white trash people no matter where you go. xD
xJUiCY_FRUiTx04 July 22, 2009, 12:18 am
ps. i kinda have to agree with sugarcoatedwhitelies but thats okay.. good quote.
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