Best Abc Quotes This Year

Teacher: Why are you excited for Halloween?
Everyone: Stealing candy from my younger sibling.
Me: HALLOWEENTOWN AND HOCUS POCUS MOTHERF.UCKERS.


ABC's about me
A - Available? Nah, man.
B - Bestfriend? I don't really have a best friend.  But a few close
C - Crushing on? Jim

D - Drink you last had? Coca Cola

E - Easiest person to talk to? My sister
F - Favorite song? Longview by Green Day
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms duhh

H - homework tonight? Finals coming up :/
I - In love with? I don't fall in love
J - Jealous of? People who are content with themselves
K - Killed someone? On COD
L - Longest car ride? 2 days
M - Milkshake flavor? Vanilla
N - Next place are you going? Yale to go do something for my mom
O - One wish? /To one day show off my true inner self

P - Person you texted last? My friend Adrienne
Q - Question you are always asked? "What's up?"
R - Reason to smile/laugh? Green Day gifs, Shane Dawson (youtube), Ryan Higa (youtube), How I tend to make up my own words in spanish class
S - Song you last listened to? Rain by Emily's Army
U - Underwear color? TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK

V - Violent moment you had recently? I was on a floating dock thing on a lake in back of my friend's summer home.  I dove to the bottom, got sand, threw it in his face when I got back up.  He punched me in the chest and held my head underwater.  Friendship :D
W - Worst habit? I grind my teeth
X - X-rays you had? My spleen (I had mono)
Y - Yoyos are? I KNOTTY MESS WHEN YOU TURN AROUND FOR 2 SECONDS
Z - Zodiac sign? Taurus

Can you find the the mistake?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me.
When I was a kid I used to sing:

"A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-

ELEMENO-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-

X-Y-Z

 

Stolen from: WouldYouGoDownWithMe

BeTruthful.
 

A - Available? Single as a pringle
B - Birthday? October 5
C - Crushing on? No one
D - Drink you last had? Water
E - Easiest person to talk to? I guess my mom
F - Favorite song? Therapy- All Time Low
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? GUMMY BEARS! STEVE! :D
H - Hometown? Chicago, IL
I - In love with? My wifey Robyn
J - Jealous of? My lil bro's innocence
K - Killed someone? No
L - Longest car ride? Dunno
M - Milkshake flavor? Vinalla
N - Number of siblings? 2 lil bros
O - One wish? That life didn't have to suck so bad...
P - Person you texted last? Robyn :3 on her b-day
Q - Question you are always asked? 'How's homework going?"
R - Reason to smile? Music, family
S - Song you last listened to? I'm Not Okay, I Promise- MCR cover by Patty Walters sooo goood *-*
T - Time you woke up? 10ish
U - Underwear color? Pink leapord print
V - Violent moment you had? I throw stuff if I'm Really angery so
W - Worst habit? Being lazy af
X - X-rays you had? A few on my stomach searching for one of those spacer thingys I swallowed during a dentist appoinment when I was maybe.. 6? & I got a full body scan for when I got hit by the car.
Y - Yoyos are? Cool if you know how to use them
Z - Zodiac sign? Libra and proud


The keys on a keyboard should go in aphabetical order...
that way you won't have to go searching for a letter every time.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."

A- Age: 18.
B- Biggestc Fear: death .
C
- Current Time: 20:35.
D- Drink you last had: Water.
E- Easiest Person To Talk to: Claire/Kelli.
F- Favorite Song: Broken Strings.
 G- Grossest Memory: I don't know to be honest.
 H- Hometown: Jersey.
I- In love with : Celebs.
J- Jealous Of: People who eat a lot and don't
get fat.

K- Killed Someone? No.
L- Longest Relationship: 0 years and 0 days.
 M- Middle Name: Ann.
N- Naughtiest memory : Again I don't know.
O- One Wish: To lose weight.
 P- Person who called you last: Dad.
Q- Question you're always asked: How are you?
 R- Reason to smile: Family.
S- Song you last sang: 21 - Hunter Hayes.
T- Time you woke up: 10 something.
 U- Underwear Color: Black
V- Vacation Destination: Canada/New Zealand
W- Worst Habit: Being late for everything.
X- Xrays you've had: Mouth.
Y- Your favorite food: Bacon/Pasta.
Z- Zodiac Sign: Leo.



got from facebook.

Survey time! :D
 

[A]vailable: Forever & Always
[B]irthday: June 16
[C]rush: mmmaybe...
[D]rink you last had: water
[E]asiest person to talk to: internet frands
[F]avorite genre of music: rock/ rock subgenres
[G]ummy bears or gummy worms: both
[H]ad your first kiss: nope.
[I]nstrument: voice?
[J]uice: mango nectar 0_0
[K]illed someone: in my head
[L]ongest trip: to sacramentoo 
[M]ilkshake flavor: chocolate
[N]umber of siblings: 2 older brothers
[O]ne wish: for more wishes
[P]erson who holds the best memories with you: i dont know. probs my oldbest friend (i miss you val)
[Q]uiet or loud: Quiet. Until you get to know me. I am very loud once you get to know me. Give me a chance, eh?
[R]easons to smile: music. internet friendsss
[S]ong: nope nope nope i cannot answer this
[T]ime you woke up: 5:27 am
[U]mbrella: under my umbrella -ella -ella -eh eh eh 
[V]egetable: i am not discriminating against vegetables ur so cruel
[W]arm at the moment: wh
[X]-rays you've had: ankle
[Y]our favorite animal: CATS, WOLVES, ETCCCCC
[Z]odiac sign: 
gemini
Is anybody else obessesed with the bachelorette??? 
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