Best Aboutme Quotes Ever


i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me





911: Hello what's your emergency
Me: [SOBBING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
Me: FINNICK ODAIR
Me: PERCY JACKSON
Me: LEO VALDEZ
Me: JASON GRACE
Me: PEETA MELLARK
Me: FICTIONAL *SOB* CHARACTERS







 
Me when listening to a good song:
me: this is it
me: i've been looking for this my whole life
me: yes
me: *posts lyrics of song everywhere in the internet*
me: im gonna listen to it forever
me: *listens to it forever*
me: im bored of this song bye


 
I can honestly


say I have


never found


change in the


sides of couch


cushions.
Some things you may or may not have known about me
Just because there are always new people who seem confused


-I'm Charlie
-I'm 18
-I'm adopted
-I'm bisexual (not gay)
-I live on the East Coast of the USA
-I play guitar
-I am a crazy Green Day fan. I can answer almost any question about them (try me, punk)
-I am one of the whitest kids ever (personality-wise)
-I'm not big on making friends but I don't really care
-I've been on this website for about 5 months
-I self harmed once but I don't plan on doing it again (thank you to everyone who talked me out of it)
-I don't like to talk about my sad emotions on here a lot, I only do it if it's really bothering me
-If I do post something depressing, I make sure to post something happy/funny soon after
-I seriously don't think I'm that funny but apparently I can be
-I like math
-I play baseball and football, but I just quit playing football so I guess just baseball
-When I first joined this site almost everyone accused me of being a girl who's looking for attention
-I am, in fact, a guy.  And my profile pictures aren't from google....they're from facebook....my facebook
-I won't give out my facebook/twitter/instgram/whatever the heck you ask for because I'm very paranoid about internet stalkers
-I went to a Green Day concert on April 7th 2013 (I met someone on here who went to that concert.  Maybe more people did?)
-I have a boyfriend.  HIs name is Jim.  He's a cool guy.
-I used to work a McDonalds but then I realized that it was gross working around grease all day so I quit
-I love The Office, Scrubs, and How I Met Your Mother.....so if you want to have a comment conversation of gifs, I'm cool with that (hint hint hint I do that with people and they're really fun)
-I can't think of what else to put here

If you have any questions about me, comment and I shall answer.  If I don't answer it's because someone else asked it before you or it's up in this quote.

Gracias.

Popular Girl: *yells to class* WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND??

Me: *raises hand*

Popular Girl #2: Ooooo...Look Iza (idk why they call me that) has one!!!

Popular Girl #3: Who is it????

Me: Niall Horan ;)

Popular Girl #3: Who?

Me: My boyfriend. You don't know him. ;)
I try so hard to act really outgoing and collected but I'm actually one of those people who gets intimidated by waiters at a restaurant.








[pats ur knee sympathically] I don't care








 
i'm that girl



who smiles and can't stop laughing all day long but the second

she walks into her bedroom, breaks down crying about everything

she was hiding with that fake laughter and plastered on her smile.


I'm that girl everybody comes to so that she can solve all their problems but the truth is, that

girl does not even know how to work on her own and she doesn't know why everyone see her as the girl with all the

answers. I'm that girl, you know the one;

the girl who can be crying but still says

she's fine, the one who loves other people more than herself, that girl who doesn't even have any self-confidence and can't

find one good thing about herself,

the one who gets taken advantage of by people because she's too nice and never learns,

the trusting one, the insecure one


I'm that girl

BOY SURVEY // REALLY BORED OK BYE
What color is his hair?:  Blackkk
Cute smile: drives me insane tbh
Braces: nope 
Glasses: yupp c:
Abs: Didn't see him shirtless lol
Height: maybe an inch or two taller than me
How did you meet him: long story 
How long have you known him: a week ;o

Does he play any sports: he swims and plays football
Can he play the guitar: i hope not
What about any other music instrument: lets all pray to jesus that he doesn't
Do you guys ever text: i have his number but didn't rly text him
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: he wears black a lot hmm idk
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: a smile c:
Least favorite thing: when we chat on facebook he replies with only a word oh
Do your friends know that you like him: 5/6 do
Do your parents know him?: yepp (bc he's the son of my dad's friend)
Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: they said they'll be happy if i even marry him sooo im lucky B| 

Do you know him properly?: i know him well enough that he likes boobs over butt.
Have you met his parents: his parents love me XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
What would you do if he saw your witty: "aren't my quotes great"


 

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