If websites
were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who
everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they
are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone
who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They
are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their
lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous
throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his
movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of
the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but
unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows
why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage
girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in
messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and
watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before
laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the
awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27
seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction
and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for
marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the
animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like
before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella.
They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame
after seeing the price tags on the items.