ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you want to hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
preparing your ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are" -Will Ferrell
why do people say "don't be a pùssy" when talking about weakness
more like "don't be a man's ego" because you know there isn't nothing more fragile than that
I'm tasteless but so is water and we all need that
parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c'mon mum u cant have it all
isn't it creepy that from the day you were born you start to die
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
my personality is 30% the last movie i watched
