Perfect Life Scenario #1
Girl: *bends down to pick something up* They say that I have the
best a.ss below 14th Street, is it true?
Boy: *Looks*
Girl: You're staring again
Boy: Oh no, I mean you do, have a nice, I mean...You looks
familiar
Girl: Like your dead girlfriend
Boy: Only when you smile but I'm sure I've seen you
somewhere else