The song of life
Annoying 2 year old on my plane ride
home:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*1 hour later*
WAHHHHHHHHH*gets off plane
me:THANK THE FCKING LORD
That awkward moment
when
you put your phone on 'airplane' mode and throw it into the air but it doesn't fly.
you put your phone on 'airplane' mode and throw it into the air but it doesn't fly.
Can we pretend
that
airplanes In the night sky
are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish
right now
Wish right now
wish right now
airplanes In the night sky
are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish
right now
Wish right now
wish right now
I hate it...
That i don't say anything when was sitting in the airplane and a populair Finnish rocksinger says:
'Hello young lady, are you going to fly?'
Because i wanna answer:
'No, i'm on a plane, you know, i'm gonna ride in the air'
~Real story, i was three, i don't speak English on that age :P
That i don't say anything when was sitting in the airplane and a populair Finnish rocksinger says:
'Hello young lady, are you going to fly?'
Because i wanna answer:
'No, i'm on a plane, you know, i'm gonna ride in the air'
~Real story, i was three, i don't speak English on that age :P
Okay ,
so yesterday
I was on an airplane headed back from
Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another
language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat.
It was twist magazine. He
started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention
he's a grown man?
I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english
he knew, he said "No...thankyou."
Two wrongs don't make a right...
...but two Wrights make an airplane.
As an airplane is about
to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and
announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the
airplane takes off against the wind, not with it ❤
