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 when

we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us

that we weren’t allowed to carry

sharp


objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks

like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how

i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his

colleague to take over his check-in desk


And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.





that moment when you go through a metal detector at an airport and your muscles made out of steel make the alarm go on




 


Airport metal detector: *goes off*
Airport security: I'm afraid you're going to have to step out of line, ma'am. 
Me: ugh, not my buns of steel again


Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls


The walls of hospitals hear more prayers than churches

At the airport, every single child
sounded like a minion to me

 

Smiling like an idiot
when the detector thing at the airport
doesn't peep as I go through.

 





my love life will never be satisfactory until
someone runs through an airport to stop me from
getting on a flight



 
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