Akward Quotes

I'M AKWARD.I KNOW THAT YOU'LL GET BORED WITH ME ;
What do you mean when you say there are no unicorns in the rainbows?
So,Shelley,me and my friend Miley,are going to have wittys.I have,Shelley has but Miley hasn't one so,she gonna opens a witty!
Shelley:I'm sexy and you know it.
Me:You're akward and I know it
 
I LOVE PIZZA SO MUCH THAT I COULD SELL MY PHONE FOR A SLICE OF IT


HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING I COULD SELL MY PHONE ONLY FOR A LIPSTIC.



JUST KIDDING :P
#Drunk girl/boy problem 1


I'm Santa Claus.
It's akward because I don't know how to use witty,and my friend LovelyShelley (that's her username here) is next to me and she helps me...
that akward moment where you realize that the news reporters of King For A Day (Pierce The Veil) and Do it Now, Remember it Later are the same ._.

Watch the vídeos o.o


(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

 
Soo the date...yeah it was nice but akward cause he had no idea what to do and realized I am way different then he thought so I don't really think or want a second date :/
Am I the only one that feels like saying "bless you" when someone coughs? ...
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