A drunkard is a dead man
And all dead men are drunk
Time to kick that annoying drunk man
out.
2 am is for the poets who
can't sleep because their
minds are alve with words
for someone who's not there.
For the alcoholics drinking
themselves into amnesia to
forget someone who left.
2 am is not for the lovers
asleep in each other's arms.
It is for the lonely, the ones
who are in love with the loved
but are not loved in return
(L.S)
I told my dad that he was drinking himself to death, his
response?
"I don't care if I die, as long as I don't have to be around you guys anymore."
Thanks dad, for again, letting me down.
"I don't care if I die, as long as I don't have to be around you guys anymore."
Thanks dad, for again, letting me down.
A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.
Friend:
Hey, do you know a drinking game I could play by myself?
Me: Alcoholism?
Me: Alcoholism?
