i see the world from below my feet and ask myself why i am so
small. i look upon the skies and wonder why i could never be as
tall. there, i saw that it wouldn't take just one, but many
to create a life. a life is when you savour the moments as your
car windows are down, your hair whipping in front of your face,
your music blaring. life is when you're interrupted by a
force of nature that sweeps you off of your feet and sets you
back down in a foreign land. life is when you're laying on
your deathbed, laughing and smiling from all the memories you
made. that is when you know you have fufilled lifes
purpose.
Why would
you want to
miss out
on something
so beautiful
as life?
Yes I know
right now
things seem bleak
and you don't think
that there
is an end
to the pain,
but there is.
There is
an entire
universe just
waiting for
you to open your
eyes and see
it; there is
an entire
life ahead
of you. If
you would give
up, you wouldn't
experience the things
that you
were meant to
do like being
the next president
or blessing the
world with your
music or writing
the next book
that could save
a billion
people. Don't give
up on something so
precious as
the world,
don't give up
on the amazing
greatness that
is you...
I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
You look at her like that and it's just unfair
I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
But I like how you sound
and I'm turning it up
i asked my cousin
what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands
for.
he answered with "da capital".
he answered with "da capital".
if
you ever feel ashamed of yourself just
remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a
store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said
"LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF
NINJAS!"
me : oh my god, you have to see this video
friend : oh, i've already seen it
me : oh (-_-)
me on the inside : btch you better watch it again
and pretend like its the first time you've seen it
because i discovered it okay?
friend : oh, i've already seen it
me : oh (-_-)
me on the inside : btch you better watch it again
and pretend like its the first time you've seen it
because i discovered it okay?
where can i get cheat codes for life??
"Let's put it
this way....
You
suck."
- m
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Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*
Today, my ex approached me.
With a rat.
So I screamed, and ran.
About thirty seconds later i came back.
"I thought you did'nt like rats."
"No. It was just your face."
That shut him up.
