Alwayshappens Quotes

Don't get too comfortable. That's when things start to fall apart.
It Seems When You Want Someone, They Dont Want You! And When Someone Wants You, You Dont Want Them! And When You Both Want Eachother Something Comes Around And Always Messes It Up! -.- 




Turning into a Ninja

When  your  phone  has 1%  battery left.
it's weird cause you think you're so close with someone,
but after one incident you suddenly don't ever talk again.




i hate that like 30 minute period before
going out where you're stuck in activity limbo and don't know what to do because you're leaving soon



 
If I show you a picture on my phone,
Don't swipe left,
Don't swipe right,
Just look.
me:*scrolling through witty*
me:*clicks on user*
me: it's 2am
me: I don't have headphones
me: what if it plays music
me: backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback
That awkward moment when you're in an argument yelling at someone and your words accidentally rhyme


"Quickact natural!"
  ///////////////////// *everybody strikes most unnatural pose ever*

I get my hopes up so many times to just get let down you'd think I'd be used to it
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