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Don't get too comfortable. That's when things start to fall apart.
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When your phone has 1% battery left.
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ssleepless-nights*
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it's weird cause you think you're so close with someone,
but after one incident you suddenly don't ever talk again.
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going out where you're stuck in activity limbo and don't know what to do because you're leaving soon
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yourcool
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If I show you a picture on my phone,
Don't swipe left,
Don't swipe right,
Just look.
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ltoma18
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me:*scrolling through witty*
me:*clicks on user*
me: it's 2am
me: I don't have headphones
me: what if it plays music
me: backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback
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awesomenessandahalf
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That awkward moment when you're in an argument yelling at someone and your words accidentally rhyme
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*everybody strikes most unnatural pose ever*
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鲁汉 ♡*
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I get my hopes up so many times to just get let down you'd think I'd be used to it
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giveyourheartabreak
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