An
arrow
can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something
great.
It’s overused.
It’s a cliché.
It’s corny.
It’s just a line.
It’s illogical.
It’s troublesome.
It’s always too abrupt.
It’s never on cue.
It’s difficult to say.
It will be held against you.
It’s too bold.
It’s often quite pathetic.
It’s amazing how, after everything,
I love you
still works.
We all want
to
fall in love.
Why?
Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
Where every sense is heightened,
every emotion is magnified,
our everyday reality is shattered
and we are flying into the heavens.
It may only last a
moment,
and hour, an afternoon.
But that doesn’t diminish its value.
Because we are left with memories
that we treasure for the rest
of our
lives.
I
love those kind of
nights
that turn out unexpectedly good, great,
and sometimes just all out amazing just because
you didn’t really expect anything to happen at all.
If only we could live just like that
— with no expectations in mind.
It’s possible we’d be much happier,
with more memorable moments
that would last us a
lifetime.
I just realized
why
they
call
it
"The mall". Instead of
going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all =
The mall.
Clever...
I have a very cool true story.
Obviously, he grew up and doesn't think about that anymore.
Now, listen to this and remember what he said about red heads.
So about 16 or 17 years ago, my mom's little brother's wife was pregnant. It was expected that they were going to get a boy. A night before they had the baby, my mom had a dream. Her dream was that her grandma (who has passed away already) came into her dream. Her grandma told my mom, "Dear, your brother is going to have a girl tomorrow. A girl! Not a boy. And get this! The girl will be a red-head!"
The next morning, my mom got a call from her brother.
He said to her, "Wow, we had the baby! It's a girl, not a boy after all! And she's a... red head."
Wow. This is so weird... what are the chances? And no one in my family even has red hair. Both coincidential and just.. weird!
Andy Levy: You spelled "punching" wrong. RT @chrisbrown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexu lady! Lol
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Andy Levy: I aplogize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disprespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital.
Andy Levy: And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.
Andy Levy: I also appreciate that you tweeted me letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I can only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner.
Andy Levy: Possible throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. I ask only for your patience.
Andy Levy: To Team Breezy, I would like to also say that I'm sorry, and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax.
Andy Levy: In particular, I'd like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.
