Amazingphil Quotes

*On Twitter*
Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence? 
Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet 


Danisnotonfire: If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape? 
AmazingPhil: I would eat my own feet. 
Phil's channel trailer: Get Your Phil of Amazing
Me: Omfg the point is to persuade people that your channel is cool, not that you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the 90's and in denial about life.
"Its a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
~Phil Lester

"Oh, sweet Jesus
on a stick!"



 


format credit to OneDirection




"What's your Favorite Beyoné?"


- Phil Lester
"Phil is not on fire 2" |Amazing Phil & Danisnotonfire
 

 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
The fantastic foursome is like a band but with less music and more gay.
I really wanna be a Youtuber.
I'm gonna do it.
All I'll need is clear skin.
A camera.
A laptop.
And a personality.
SHlT.


So Dan and Phil played High School Musical songs on their radio show the other day.
HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARN'T PERFECT?



 
Hey, you like Dan and Phil?
Come check out the gifs on my profile ;)
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