Amitheonlyone Quotes




Am I The Only One...
 


that is socially awkward when you spend

the night at a friend's house


for the first time


 
If I'm about to sleep, I'm either really tired and fall asleep right away, or stay all night rolling in my bed thinking about murphy's law. There's no in between.




have yoevemet someon
for the first time and been in love with them? Like, love at
first sight.. but then it's really awkward bc the whole time
you love the person but you can't say it because you've only
just met the person and you don' want it to be awkward.

hathievehappend to anyone 
or is it just me?


 

"I crashed my car into the bridge"
Excuse me. Over here. I have a question. 
How the f//ck do you drive a car into a bridge.
Bridges go over cars. Cars go under bridges.
Sometimes cars go over bridges.
They can even go off bridges.
But into one?
Excuse me. 
Do you even know what a bridge is?
The majority of a bridge is in the air.
Or do you not know what a car is?
Maybe it was actually an airplane?
This is so illogical. 
I can't even.




 



Is there anyone out there

who doesn't like Bruno

Mars, besides me?



 



Is there anyone out there

who doesn't like Bruno

Mars, besides me?



 

Me: Hey this person looks cool, let's go on her profile.
*Clicks on profile*
*Looks through persons quotes*
Me: Hey, what's that music?
*Music from a music video on the  profile starts booming out my laptop*
Me:  oh god stop stop stop ah where's the mute button stop stop stop ahhhh.
*Whole house wakes up*
*Laptop gets confiscated for being up at 4 in the morning. *


Please tell me i'm not the only one this happens to...

 


 

 





am thonlone
who seriously freaks out, like complete icantbreathe, moment when someone witty famous favs a quote of mine.
oh i am.. 
well this is awkward.




 





When you put a screen 

PROTECTER ON YOUR PHONE & IT DOES THE THING



Am I the only one that still uses
the "bee a utiful" trick to spell the word beautiful??
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