So I fell asleep today in English class....
Teacher: *Asks me a question"
Me: *Continues sleeping*
Teacher: *Yells my name*
Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the
question
Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus
sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your
essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay
off.
True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing
ever........