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So I fell asleep today in English class....

Teacher: *
Asks me a question"
Me: *Continues sleeping*
Teacher: *Yells my name*
Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.

True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........
 
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