Best Annoying Quotes Ever

Do you ever hate someone so much, but you don't even have a valid
reason? You're just like, no.
hair: i'm going to look bad all day
hair: and then before you get in the shower
hair: i'm going to look perfect.






Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE







 
 here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
- getting your period on your birthday
- getting your period at christmas
- getting your period at the start of the summer break
- getting your period when you've got something planned
- getting your period on weekends
- getting your period
I bet most of you guys here on Witty 
Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.
 

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...



Me: I will find you. 

Me: And I will kill you.

 



*Clicking Random Format Button*

Hmmm nope not that one

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ugh definetly not

ew

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i cant even read that
Ohhh yay finally one that i like!!!

*clicks random format out of habbit*


ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I girl I know posted this on facebook
"curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background


I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.
 
 

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