Best Antisocial Quotes This Year

*Gets invited to Sweet 16*
Mom: You should really go
Me: lol no.
Mom: You'll have fun
Me: I don't like having fun...
Mom: What's better sitting on the computer all night or hanging out with people?
Me: You really want me to answer that?
Me before Witty Profiles: Seems cool! I'll take a look at it.
Me: Maybe I should make an account, I'll probably come on like once or twice a month to fave some quotes.
Me: *Makes a quote*
Me: *Gets some faves*
Me: Oh my gosh I'm so popular!!
Me: *Makes another quote*
Me: *And another*
Me: OMG WITTY IS PERFECT!!
*Year 2065*
Me: *Comes out of room*
Me: Uhh is dinner ready...?
Me: *Comes downstairs*
Family: Look who decided to get out of their room and spend some quality family time with us!
Me: *Brings out laptop*
Family: Well it's a start...
& At the age of 16,
I've finally reached my
"EW BOYS!" phase.
Except it's more of an
"EW PEOPLE!" phase.
 

Normal pretty unawkward girl undressing infront of friends:

*takes off clothes revealing her matching underwear and bra on her perfect body*

Me:

*Has hole in bra and accidentaily pulls off underwear with pants*
*at lunch*
me: I'm feeling social today.
me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything
friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger.
friend: Saying 'f.ck you.  I hate everyone'
friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front
other friend: And f*ck you on the back.
me: Can you please
I've never had someone describe me so well.

 


 
My parents will never have to worry about me texting and driving,
because no one texts me anyways




around my friends i'm really loud and
outgoing, but put me in a room with
strangers, and i'll be the shyest one there.




 

 


WHeNeVeR i See SoMeoNe



I know from school when I'm out, I always spend the rest of my time trying to hide










So THeY WoN'T See Me.




 


What if the internet was broadcasted on the news?

*Anchorman voice*

"Today, at 5 o'clock:

@MikeCuddy_22 is still fighting with @GinaSwag_Gurll over twitter.

BravoSierra has about 10 top quotes.. No surprise there.

Instagram has introduced video capabilities.. Say goodbye to vine.

@Miss_Classy_Shizz says she hates her mom.. for the fourth time this week.

Some basic teenage male retweeted an *ahem* -indecent- pic from @ilikegirlsdaily

You just reblogged 107 pictures of cats.

More at eleven."


DUNN NUNN NAHH





 
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