Best Anyoneelse Quotes This Month

Today in Lowe's.
Parents before we left: We're only going to be there to get measurements we're not going to be looking for doors or anything okay it will only be a couple minutes
Parents and I: ~steps into Lowe's~
Parents: Hmm okay now she said we need to get the measurements here.. OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE DOORS LET'S CHECK THEM OUT
Me: NO WHAT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T DOING THAT
Parents: LOOK YOU LITTLE BRAT WE ARE THE PARENTS WE DO WHAT WE WANT WE WILL LOOK AT THESE DOORS IF WE WANT TO. IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS ONE MORE TIME WE WILL TAKE ALL COMMUNICATION FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD, WIFI, AND OXYGEN AWAY FROM YOU UNTIL YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??

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kristabff
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Me watching the Hunger Games.

Effie Trinket: And the girl tribute is... Primrose Everdeen!
Me: OH MY GOD NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SHE WAS ONLY ENTERED IN ONCE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO PRIM NO
Prim: ~looks around in disbelief, but starts to advance forward~
Katniss: PRIM!! PRIM!! NO! I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!
Me: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KATNISS OMG
Effie Trinket: Ahh, a volunteer? And what is your name dear?
Katniss: ...Katniss Everdeen
Effie Trinket: Let's give a big hand to our first ever District 12 volunteer!!
District 12: ~gives little hope signal~
Me: OMG OMG ~cries more than Katniss's family cries for her~

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kristabff
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