Apple Quotes

Got a Mac for Christmas... how the hell does this thing work?
Buys white iPad, gets black case. Buys black iPad, gets white case.
 



"L did u know, Death Gods only eat apples?"
 
So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
so, today me and 3 other people were supposed to
be doing a reading thing in english, and we were talking about
this girl we knew called apple, and everyone stopped talking
because the teacher was behind me and when i found out
i was like "yeah, so apples. pears. ok."
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

~ Steve Jobs


Why aren't IPod and IPhone chargers
called apple juice?
Every time I agree to buy an app, I feel like I'm selling my soul to satin.
Android: Happy 2014
Apple: Happy 2013s


 
now that the ipad air is out i am fully
expecting the ipad water, earth, and fire to be next






 
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