Areyoukiddingme Quotes

My aunt: You know if you pray everything will be alright, we should pray together, I don't think you pray often enough.
Me: I don't pray at all, like ever.
My aunt: Why not?
Me: Because I don't think any of it is real.
My aunt: Oh my god! Don't say that it will put a hex on me.

What??? a hex?? Are you serious??? I just told you I was an effin' atheist, and that's your response.

Someone else messes up and I get told I know nothing.. Freaking great.


there are kids on tv shows who get paid thousands and i dont even have enough money to buy a happy meal from mcdonalds


Looking through the top comments and I see this.


People who are different are

BEAUTYFUL .

Go back to school, please.
Me every two seconds at school: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That's cool to...
Flirt right in front of me..

 
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