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im horrible at taking tests and starting conversations and right now its 4am on a school night and i cant fall asleep because im so scared that loving you was the only thing ive ever been good at and i couldnt even do that right..... 

in every movie the clown is either
drunk or scary,
wtf.
THE PERSONAL QUIZ:

Info:
Name: Paige
Age: 17
Appearence:  Long blonde hair, Greenish Blueish eyes.
Relationship status: Taken 


Emotions:
1. Do you open up to others? I'm mostly shy, only my friends I'm crazy, on the internet it's more like f/ck it.
2. When was the last time you cried? A couple days ago
3. Your life right now is: Sh/t
4. What's one thing you wish you could change about yourself? Probably to come out of my bubble more and show people I'm not that bad.
5. Do you think that you are good looking? No, not really.
6. How well do you deal with stress and pressure?  I manage
7. Would you say you are "strong"? I try.

Dreams and Goals:
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?  I really want to help with animals.
9. Want any kids? Yes.
10. How many? 3?
11. What would their names be? Devin, Nicole,Sasha?
13. What's the thing you want to accomplish most in life? I want to prove most of the a/sholes wrong.
14. 5 things on your bucket list: Travel, education, family, job, meet tons of celebrities.
15. A goal you always set but never carry through:  Lose weight.


Dirty Secrets:
16. Ever been kissed?  Yes.
17. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 6
18. Virgin or no? No
19. How long did your longest relationship last? 5 Months.
20: Ever gotten drunk/high? Drunk, ONCE.
21. Ever kissed a stranger? Actually yes.
22. What is your biggest secret? To personal.


Fears:
23. What do you fear the most? The future.
24. What's worse, paranormal fears or fears of robbers/rapists/etc? Robbers and rapists
25. Do you fear death? Not really, I honestly don't care.
26. Your crush asks you to come to a party with him and a bunch of people you don't exactly talk to and like. Do you go? My crush? Hell yeah
27. Bungee jumping or sky diving? BOTH
28. What do you think happens after you die? Might be better, Might be worse.


Favorites:
29. Color- Blue
30. Date idea- Anything fun, aslong that I'm with him.
31. Wedding theme- Beach
32. Healthy food- Fruit
33. Junk food- Everything else not healthy.
34. Year of your life so far- Probably 14
35. Song- Too much, main probably Iris.
36. Band/ singer- All American Rejects, Pierce The Veil, BLack Veil Brides, Ed Sheeran, Fall Out Boy, 5Sos, Ghost Town, Owl City, More more more more more more more more more more more.
37. Season and why? Winter, snow, Christmas. Summer, hot, swim, no school.
ME: Mum, I have a boyfriend♥
MUM: Awww, really? What's his name?
ME: Niall Horan.
MUM: Well,I can't wait to see him.
ME: Same here.
MUM:
ME:
MUM:
ME:
MUM:
ME:

MUM: One Direction again, yeah righ?

I know exactally what I'd put in a suicide note. I know exactally what I'd write, and what pen I'd write it with. I'd write it with my auqa gel pen and sign it with my purple gel pen. Those are my two favorite pens. I'm not ready to kill myself, I'm not suicidal. But here's what I would say: 

Nobody saw this coming, and I know that. I never gave any hint to it, whatsoever. But I've been hiding these feelings. I've never been able to call someone my true best friend, and have them call me theirs. Not until 7th grade. I can tell her anything and everything. I don't, but I can. She's by far my favorite person. I never really liked people.. but she's different. All my friends are. J, K, C, I love you guys. I'm sorry. M, you always said you loved me. You'd never leave me. I said the same, but yet I'm leaving you now. I'm really sorry. I know you can find someone else. Your girlfriend. You can tell her anything, I'm sure you already do. Even more than you tell me. S, I'm sorry. You had no idea of any of this, I know. I wish I got to see you one last time. These 6 years... they've been long. I've never wanted anything more than I want a little sister. Someone to tell things to, someone to teach, someone to help through this cruel world. I wouldn't let her go through anything that I did. I'd make sure she didn't. I've always dreamt of going to college, getting married, having kids, traveling the world. Being a marine biologist, or a successful author. None of this can happen though. Because I'm just too stupid. I can't get good grades. I can't grasp the concept of any of it. I can't pay attention. I've always thought of myself as ugly. The summer before 8th grade (this summer) I was told that I was ugly, that I was gross, that I was too shy, that I shouldn't try to be cool, or pretty. It all just wasted away before me. My whole life. My brother's always hated my family. Everybody in it. My other brother never visits. I was treated coldly, just because I was different. I don't even know how I was different. I loved music, animals, computer games, and social networking. I guess that's what ruined everything. Social networking.   I'm just too tired of it all. I've grown to hate myself. ... I can't do it anymore.


that 'asdfghjkl' moment, when everything is perfect.
OMFFG IM SO HIGH ON SUGAR RIGHT NAOW ADDFGHJKL; WHAT IS LIFE ABOUT WHY DO CATS NOT HAVE THUMBS I WANT THEM TO DRING MILK AND TYPE TYPOS ON MY LAPTOP AND BE LIKE "IM STEVE" AND ILL BE LIKE "I KNOW A STEVE" AND IT WILL BE SO AWESOME PASS ME SKITTLES AND HARIBOS! ASDFGHJK
So I'm sitting with the guy I'm inlove with in class & this girl says

Her: Do you guys go out ?

Me:No, uh, he has a girlfriend.

Her:Why!? You guys would be so cute together!

Me: Nooooooo haha *in my head* Finally someone agrees with me, but it'll never happen, not in this lifetime

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