Astronaut Quotes



CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
OR AM I  TALKING TO  MYSELF?
My  mind  is  running empty
In this search for someone else
who doesnt look right through me

IT'S ALL JUST STATIC IN MY HEAD
CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHY
I'm  lonely  like  a  satellite? 





 




if you're an astronaut and you don't end your relationship with 'look, I need space' then you're wasting everyone's time.





 






if you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with ''look i just need space'' then you're wasting everyone's time.








 











How do you stop a baby
astronaut from crying? You rocket.







 


pros and cons of being an astronaut 

Pros:
-get to go to space
-floating in zero gravity
-bitchln' view of earth
-moon golf
-kids will look up to me
-aliens?
-get to tell people, ''Im an astronaut''
-be a national hero

cons:
-no wifi





...I'm sorry mom, I can't be an astronaut.

 

astronaut's suicide note: 
black hole awaits!

 

 
Can anybody hear me?
Or am I talking to myself?
My mind is running empty
In the search for someone else
Who doesn't look right through me.
 
if you are an astronaut
and you dont end a relationship with
"I need space"

you are living your life wrong
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