Attorney Quotes

There's this employee at the
gamestop nearest to me, it's
actually right beside where I
worked seasonally at, anyway
this guy is like suck a d.ouche.
First of all, he has to dress really
fancy. Like normal employees
wear gaming tees and cargo
pants or something, but this
guy? He wears a button-down,
with dress pants, and weird
a.ss shoes. He even gels his
hair. Basically he looks like he
is going to prom or something.
Secondly, he doesn't know s.hit.
I tried to buy a new power supply
for my xbox, and he refused since
they "rarely go bad" and he urged 
me to buy a new xbox since that
was the problem (his words.) 
Anyway, I left p.issed off, but if I 
was going to argue him any further
I was going tomake sure I was 
right. Which I know I am. But yeah,
then I was telling my friend about it
and she had issues with him, too.
Her boyfriend wanted to buy an
xbox arcade, and the same guy
kept trying to sell him the pro saying
it was the arcade. Like, dude, how
do you even have a job there? You 
don't know s.hit. You're pushing 
products on people when you don't
even know what they are, and you're
refusing to sell products they need
because you think you know better,
when you actually have no clue.

idek how this turned into a long a.ss
rant, but moral of the story is don't
trust video game store employees
that dress like the company attorney,
because they're probably d.umb as
f.uck and love to argue customers 
that just want to buy something 
without a hassle.