>Be 21.
>Girlfriend is 19
>Been dating for months now.
>This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life.
>He's my new coworker at my company.
>Find out he has no money and no place of residence.
>He moved here for the money and can no longer afford his hotel
room.
>I decide to open up to him
>Let him stay in my apartment for weeks.
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play xbox, drink beers, and watch football.
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, I'm eating out at dinner with her.
>Joe stayed late at the office for overtime
>I pop the question to my girlfriend.
>She admits Joe r/ped her and the baby is not mine.
>She isn't ready for a commitment after being violated.
>Go home in f/cking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's sh/t.
>Gonna kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens door, I punch him in the face.
>Eyes swell up like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>Go to my room and grab a handgun from my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and f/cking hightails it out of there.
>I haven't seen or heard from him since.
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him, If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe,
>I'd been married long time ago
>Where did you come from? Where did you go?
>Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?
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