Awk Quotes

Awkwardly trying to talk
to a teacher whose name
you don't know



Dad
if i pay u, will u come out of ur room?


I'm telling you 
I'm still the same


-All We Know- 
When I was little: fell asleep on couch, carried to bed

Now: fell asleep on couch, sleeps on couch, grows old on couch, dies on couch
when your crush is talking abot you and you just start walking backward to get close to him . l and I hit a desk and screamed yea he stopped talking
So, my school had a high school talent show and the seniors were making fun of the principle who graduated in the years of '69 because my principle likes to talk about the days back in '69'. The principle was in the room when this was happening and she was actually laughing.. mostly because... she had no idea what the real meaning of 69 was. 


You don't know frustration
until you've tried plugging something into a socket in the dark.
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My Brother to his Girlfriend:

Him: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hunk?

Her: what?


Him: my zipper.


 







That awkward moment


When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you
And you sit their awkwardly and stare, refusing to look anyone in the eye.










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