Awkward Quotes

That awkward moment when you see someone you used to know at the store, so you walk the other way before they notice you.
*accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago*
me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
That awkward moment when someone is crying and you're trying your hardest not to laugh.
mom: I want hanna to be able to bring friends over.
mom: problem is, I trust her, but I don't trust them.

lol mom, what do you think is going to happen? I mean,
you already offered me a joint. It's not like you'd have a issue
with that. do you think we're going to have an orgy? like one
giant, unprotected, high as f.uck orgy? 

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no...
The awkward moment when the teacher sees you and scolds the whole class -_-
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot and everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling.
That awkward moment when you spell something right but it looks wrong, and you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.
The awkward moment when a guy catches you checking him out
-_-
*orders a beer like a boss*
*gets asked for age proof*
*leaves*
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