Awkwardpotato Quotes

Some Guy: Are you naughty or nice? ;)
Me: I'm an awkward potato, there's no option. You're alive or you're dead.... YOLO man.
Guy: So I hopefully take that as a naughty?
Me: Shut up you I'm a demon don't touch me. *hisses*

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
holiday

Someone: I like you
Me: are you sure
Me: I mean
Me: you can take that back any time you want
Me: if you
Me: like
Me: change your mind
Me: or something

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Sandie
love

My mating call is the sound of a fresh bag of Doritos opening.

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Sandie
life

Boy: Eh, Hi, Sorry, can I take a picture with you?
Me: *asdfghjkl* ....Can I ask why first?
Boy: I just wanna show Santa what I'm asking for this Christmas...
Me: Sweet Jesus of Unicorns what just happened.

This didnt actually happen but its like my reaction if it did x3

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Bananaaah
love

Other girls when a guy talks to them: He's just being that annoying kid. He's not even cute.

Me when a guy talks to me: OMG HE TOTALLY LIKES ME!!!!!! AHHHH WE'RE SO GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING LIKE 20 KIDS TOGETHER!!!!! THIS IS LIKE THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE SO PICK THE WEDDING DRESS!!!!!

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thesleepingteenager
boys

I feel like Witty is the only place where I can be my awkward self.
Anyone else? c:

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imjustfleur
funny

he doesn't want me. she doesn't want me. nobody does.

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Fire_Is_Catching_I_Will_Burn
love

Friends: Hey you should come to the movies with us on friday
Me: Uhh I can't, I'm busy on friday night
Me: (friday night) *In my pjs belting out Call me Maybe while on witty

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kimberlyisalwayshungry
donthavealife

On the phone with Tristyn
Tristyn: I'm so upset with Dan right now. he hasn't uploaded a video in like 3 weeks now
Me: Aww, do you want a hug?
Tristyn: Yeah, yeah I do
Me: Well too bad I ain't got time fo that
Tristyn: I'm like fondeling the phone right
Me: *disgusted* Keep yo hands to yo self
Tristyn: ughhhfd;jaklfdajfkd;

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mads*
funny

Friend: You know there's a life outside the internet...

Me: Send me the link.

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jimboslice3
funny