A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.
A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will
ever hear.
Unless it's 2am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.
Unless it's 2am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.
What if you wake up one morning and you’re
in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and
their snoring like a fcking a.ss hole, but you can’t help but to smile and
you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it. you beat the
demons inside you, the voices, the darkness. I look forward to that, to knowing I
made it.
I have a very cool true story.
When my mom and her brother were very
little, about 5 ish, her brother said he hated red-heads.
He said if he had a red-head child, he would kill
it.
Obviously, he grew up and doesn't think about that anymore.
Now, listen to this and remember what he said about red heads.
So about 16 or 17 years ago, my mom's little brother's wife was pregnant. It was expected that they were going to get a boy. A night before they had the baby, my mom had a dream. Her dream was that her grandma (who has passed away already) came into her dream. Her grandma told my mom, "Dear, your brother is going to have a girl tomorrow. A girl! Not a boy. And get this! The girl will be a red-head!"
The next morning, my mom got a call from her brother.
He said to her, "Wow, we had the baby! It's a girl, not a boy after all! And she's a... red head."
Wow. This is so weird... what are the chances? And no one in my family even has red hair. Both coincidential and just.. weird!
Obviously, he grew up and doesn't think about that anymore.
Now, listen to this and remember what he said about red heads.
So about 16 or 17 years ago, my mom's little brother's wife was pregnant. It was expected that they were going to get a boy. A night before they had the baby, my mom had a dream. Her dream was that her grandma (who has passed away already) came into her dream. Her grandma told my mom, "Dear, your brother is going to have a girl tomorrow. A girl! Not a boy. And get this! The girl will be a red-head!"
The next morning, my mom got a call from her brother.
He said to her, "Wow, we had the baby! It's a girl, not a boy after all! And she's a... red head."
Wow. This is so weird... what are the chances? And no one in my family even has red hair. Both coincidential and just.. weird!
I saw a baby drinking
from a straw and she tilted her cup upside down and
it spilled all over her and I was thinking, "What a f.cking idiot?" and then I realized it's a baby and I'm just a terrible person.
it spilled all over her and I was thinking, "What a f.cking idiot?" and then I realized it's a baby and I'm just a terrible person.
Content of a pop
song:
Lyrics
"yeah" "ooh" and
"baby"
