billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
he eats 28.
what does he have now?
happiness.
billy has happiness.
6 REASONS
why
BACON is better
than true
love
#1
True love only happens once in a lifetime....
Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to
#2
You can keep bacon in the fridge to keep it good...
true love you cannot put in the fridge
#3
Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all
eternity
#4
It will always be there for you
#5
Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding
#6
Bacon does NOT NAG or COMPAIN
About me and my
bacon love
Text
text
*runs ten miles on a treadmill*
HA
J/K
*fries some bacon*
HA
J/K
*sleeps while mom makes bacon*
Friends are the Bacon
Bits
in the Salad Bowl of Life.
in the Salad Bowl of Life.
Here
Is my BIGGEST secret:
I. Don't. Like. Bacon.
Is my BIGGEST secret:
I. Don't. Like. Bacon.
Sister: *trying to cook bacon* No oils or nothing in the
pan?
Me: No oils, no nothing.
Sister: Okay. Wait, why isn't it sizzling?
Me: I don't know.
Sister: OH I forgot to turn it on!
Me: *facepalm*
Me: No oils, no nothing.
Sister: Okay. Wait, why isn't it sizzling?
Me: I don't know.
Sister: OH I forgot to turn it on!
Me: *facepalm*
