Best Bad Quotes Today



I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black

I can’t see. 
What I've learned from the Internet: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone (no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status) the difference between gray and grey, the effect one simple, little word can have on people both good and bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety, and suicidal feelings, some of the theories of our existence, why the plague didn't effect Poland, what to do if I get buried alive, etc.
What I've learned in school: How to use a calculator to find the side of a triangle




teen pregnancy is more acceptable than
being gay and that's the really sad thing about our society




 
My worst fear is looking bad on a photo with a band member.

If bad things didn’t happen,
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A GOOD THING WAS.
 
That one piece of hair
That doesn't belong on either side of your part
So it just sticks up


"I'm sorry"
and

 
"My Bad"
 
mean the same  thing,
unless you're at a funeral
 



 

There's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at
the only thing you're good at.




I heard you like bad boys, 
At walmart, I enter through the exit doors.




 
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