Badjoke Quotes

If you were England in the 16th century, I'd be your Netherlands.
*ba-dum-tsss*


What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?




Cellfies.

 
*In biology class*


Guy #1: this is bull

Guy #2: a bull of cereal!

Trying to calm a women down when shes upset  
is like trying to baptize a cat.




'CuI

Fe
el like
 
a


 bad joke
walk the
tight rope
to hold
on to
you


 Wai
real?
Or a
lovscene,

 
From a
bad dream
I don't
think
I can



  Forget  A bout It♥♥
 



- All Time Low
 
"Forget About It" |Dirty Work
 
format creds to the fan-freaking-tastic marissa123

"Pennsylvania is the Alabama of the north."

Well, that explains why the chances of
banging your cousin is alarmingly high here.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
What do you call a man with no shin?

Toe-knee
When my clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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