me in a bad
mood:
me:
please don't poke me.
me: can you not pinch me.
me: i'd rather you not play with my hair.
me: or drag me along.
me: or tickle me.
me: or push me
me: please, just stay away.
me: can you not talk to me.
me: i would prefer if you didn't sing.
me: omg, please shut up.
person: *breathes*
me: OMFG WHAT DID I SAY, DON'T BREATHE, IT
ANNOYS ME, I HATE IT, PLEASE STOP BREATHING ITS SO ANNOYING! I HATE
IT WHEN YOU BREATHE! I'M IN A BAD MOOD, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ANNOY
ME!