Badumtss Quotes


 

with great power comes a great electricity bill


 
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What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it'll be a foot

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Need an ark like asap? don't worry, i Noah guy

 
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there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

 

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 i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting
 
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HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?

HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"
 

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Why do french people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food. :)

 
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The man who created "knock knock" jokes
deserves a "no bell" prize
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 Confession #3
 
 I make Harry Potter references in real life
all the time.
Some people think it's
Riddikulus, but I don't care.
 
 



 
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