Eating a bagel and wishing it was a donut....
Is it just me that feels that way sometimes??
Is it just me that feels that way sometimes??
Why do you call seagulls, seagulls?
Because they live by the sea.
If they lived by the bay, we'd call them....
Baygulls
Because they live by the sea.
If they lived by the bay, we'd call them....
Baygulls
one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and
bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and
when my father asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2
in the morning i just started crying hysterically
*just accurately described what it's like to be on your period*
*just accurately described what it's like to be on your period*
Multi-cultural
relationship problems...
You can never talk about food. Ever. Because they have no idea what a bagel is and everything they eat seems to be some giant typo. Or they try to compare oreos to bread and you just there like no, please stop.
You can never talk about food. Ever. Because they have no idea what a bagel is and everything they eat seems to be some giant typo. Or they try to compare oreos to bread and you just there like no, please stop.
Each individual Cheerio is
a dehydrated bagel.
this is my theory
