Best Bands Quotes This Week

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.

Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.
Locations of favorite band's concert
2% Near you
98% Narnia or some place unknown to the rest of the world.
Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

*20 Years From Now*

Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.

Follow for a follow. :)
 

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...



Me: I will find you. 

Me: And I will kill you.

 



Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me? 
Real life friends: 
Me:
Real life friends: 

Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.



follow for a follow
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was

an internationally famous band
member that you've never met
and is totally out of your league
and doesn't even live in your
country and is not aware of your
existance at all 

like mine?




Band Member: Hi there!

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Band Member: How are you guys?

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Band Member: Good!



Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?











My neighbors listen to some excellent music
whether they like it or not.




 


 
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