Barney Quotes

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson
i used to think that the people in Pokerface by Lady Gaga who sing the 'mumumumah' and 'she's got no love nobody' sound like Barney (yes,the purple dinosaur Barney)
She doesn't say 'I love you' like any normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile and say..

'you're an idiot.'

If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.
Once in a blue moon a casting director
finds the most perfectly
compatible actors to play as friends in
a tv show and one of these
miracles were the cast of
How I Met Your Mother

just god bless





          HIMYM
          Barney: How are you gonna feel when one day Ted sees you without any makeup?
          Robin: I'm not wearing makeup.....
          Barney: Holy crap you're beautiful.





I'sorry

I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.
Its going to be Legen... wait for it ... DARY!

I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too!




We all know you sang this while reading it!
COME CHAT BARNEY UP!!!! ;)
Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble.
Maybe I want the trouble.
I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time.
But with you, the
trouble doesn't seem so...
TROUBLING
  
  
                                                        
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