Bedroom Quotes

We worship in the bedroom.
The only heaven I'll be sent to,
is when I'm alone with you.


I love when I have my fairy lights on in my bedroom and
I'm curled up in my bed eating whatever and reading a
great book (:
"Close the door!" 

Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home. 
I'm ME, don't judge.

I'll stand up for myself against an angry bully, i'll even punch them if i have too.
but if there is a spider in my bedroom, i'm going to scream like a little girl and stand on my bed until u kill it and put it into the bin outside.
I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? 





Your name written on paper 
 
shreded to pieces on my bedroom floor
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
TOMORROW
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
Me: Eh, I'll clea- WTF...*Looks at clean bedroom*
Mum: Your welcome
Me:Wow, I didn't realise I cleaned it already
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
Mum:
That's the last time I'm cleaning it....
THE NEXT DAY
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
There's a ghost in my bedroom, it haunts me at night.
I've asked him to leave, but he keeps stopping by.
Just when I think that I'm alone, it shows up again with a friend this time.
And now this is getting old.
I don't know what to do.
Metaphorically, this ghost is you.


Me: *casually sitting in my room*
Brother: *opens door*
Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin. 
Me: What's going on?
Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family. 


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